The horrible fucking thing is he doesn’t even look satisfied. He doesn’t look happy. There isn’t even the smallest moment of relief that he’s alive.
He just looks weary, and almost … disappointed.
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
#someday in the future #he’ll finally finally fuck up #just a little #and sulu will be there#and he will whisper #apropos of nothing #’have /you/ disengaged the external inertial dampener??? #and like #moonwalk out of there
I need a fic. Will somebody give us a fix please? We are ficless
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
NO NO NO NO
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
IT’S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD A NEW BOOK OR MOVIE FOR NEW STUFF FROM THIS SERIES TO BE RIPPING APART MY SOUL IT’S SLOWLY ROTTING FROM THE ACHE OF THE ORIGINAL I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
Ariel finds herself in Neverland.
I always told people that Ariel had a secret way of swimming to Neverland. How else could these two have become such good friends?
wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:
How this scene should have gone
If you don’t get it, say it out loud
HA
That took me 5 minutes…
I LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY FOR SO LONG
I dont get it???
SAY IT OUT LOUD.
okay i’m fucking sick of being confused
but if it’s just the fact that “you know whose army” is a play on words meaning “you know who’s army” i am going to be really pissed off because i’m positive people actually thought of that possibility and just thought “no, it can’t be that, it’s too goddamn basic, the joke is clearly more complex than that”
so someone fucking tell me, is it really not more complex than that
is it really not
